The more Uslessness, the better.
Alright, me and the journal have not been getting along well. I have grate ideas but the world does not give me enough hours in the day! I had one for April Fools, but noooooooooooo it took me 28 hours to finish it, and I simply could not post it after that! Also Earth day! Got one for that too! But the earth was all like: Sorry Alexis, no extra time for you I got to rotate and let Japan have a shot at the light for once. WELL MEH EARTH! But because I fell bad I'll make this entry as long as I can, with a bunch of useless, C.R.A.P.
But first-*Originally Planed Entry’s.....
April 1, 2008
I have a super long, funny, kool, best ever journal entry ever!
Just kidding APRIL FOOLS!!!!!
Lawls, you should have seen your face!!!!
April 2, 2008
Ok, Ok, Ok. Felt sorry for the joke. So I am going to tell you all the how April Fools Became to be!
ALRIGHT ARE YOU READY TO HERE IT!?
Yea!
Well I have no story. All the sites were telling me different stuff. But I could tell you the Alexis way! Alright children grab a sit.
Once upon a time, a fat man was sitting on his butt on a cold April day. And boy was this fat man, bored. His wife was out doing work, because he ate too many ding-dongs and was a fat butt. And they had no kids because he never could.
T.v. or Radio was not invented in these times. So of cores he had nothing to do. But in a shock he got off his butt and ran into the kitchen. He looked for food but only found an empty peanut container. He was sad, very sad. The poor fat man had no food! So he was going to have a site, when he stepped on some springs. He picked the long springs up and put them into the container. He shut the lid, and then opened it. Make the springs go every were, the fat man wanted to do this to his Nabors. So he got his fat butt out the door and went over to his lovely Nabors: Mr. Millson. He asked him for assistances with the container. Mr. Millson not knowing, grabbed the container, and lifted off the lid. Then the springs flew out, scaring him, making him fall to the ground in a hart act! The fat man got help, but too bad he was dead. Mr. Miller's wife came out and yelled at the fat man. And her exacted words that Alexis made up to come out of her mouth were, "OH! Your an April Fool! your just like one of them little boys that plays pranks on people every 1 of this day! Oooooo GO GET HIT BY A BUS!"
~By Terra Hatake.
Know that story in 100% true, to me. And Not to my seeing that Busses are not in this story, because there are no radios or T.v. Soooooo yea!
But that is how April Fools Day Came to be!
Earth Day!
-Entry was deleted because people might get efended on my not caring of the Earth. . . . .-
Now time for the true entry:
Uslessness
Usless information has been on this Earth for years, with my friend (not really my friend) Don Voorhees, with his sweat book: And I just L.O.V.E his book! The Book of Totally Useless Information. So I'm getting supper bored with all of this, so it is time for the USLESSNESS!
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The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
. . . . . .I can make a sentence using all the English swear words, and some in Japanese!
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
I know. Not quit as short. . . .
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The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.
What were they fighting over? Peanuts!?
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Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
And some people in Finland do were pants!?
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If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white.
SWEAT!!!!!!!
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TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
What about ASDFGHJKL!???? Hmmmm!?
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The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
What does that have to do with Teeth!????
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Cat's urine glows under a black light.
I wish my urine did that . . . . . . .
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
START EATING THEM BEANS!
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Polar bears are left-handed.
Well there all going to hell. . . (Don't hurt me my friend said all left hands go to hell. . .)
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A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.
So that is what puts them on top of the food chain.
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No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver or purple.
What about, Trothped, Korange, Ilver, Urple?!
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The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
Oh, but how long does a cat?!
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and you should do more of the usefulness pretty informative...and funny mrgreen