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Blonde Test
I steals it.
The Blonde Test
[ ]You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.
[x] You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice.
[x] You just looked at it.
[ ] Your hair is blonde
[x]People have called you slow.
Total: 3
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.
[ ] You’ve fallen asleep in class
[x] If someone says “fart” you laugh.
[ ] You just laughed.
Total: 3
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] You tell a story and forget what you were talking about.
[x] People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your “inside voice”.
[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
Total: 4
[ ] You have eaten a bug.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
Total: 3
[x] You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] Your friends know not to use big words around you.
[ ] You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] When you’re laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
Total: 4
Grand total: 17
Does this mean I win? Or...what? WHAT'D I WIN!?
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