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This is a request rant. Someone wanted me to do this person, so hell, why not I have enough s**t on them to bury her tall, skanky-clad a** into the ground, stilettos and all.

Winter (not same last name as rest of family) because of a different father. Funny as hell if you ask me. a one slightly african american woman in a family of all white women. Mind you, just to show the mother is COMPLETELY insane.. their names are Autumn, Winter, Summer, Spring. Woo! and they /all/ look different. ALL OF THEM.

Yes, something very wrong... Lets describe a daily routine for Winter....

First Thing she does; takes a good 2 hours for her to pick out an outfit which could be skanky enough, yet enough to pass schools regulations.. Sometimes she doesn't even consider it...

'Should I wear a bra or just push my tits together so my teachers will stare?'

Example: I was talking up to her ( because of her ******** heels. Damn those slut shoes, I swear.. not only dangerous, but they're fugly on her. ) and she suddenly stops, mid conversation, to pull down her shirt and SHOVE her breasts straight up. No bra! there was nippleage! She literally /flashed/ me and then proceeded to correct it by shoving it into her almost non existant shirt and giggle like an idiot valley girl on ritalin.

Next, after getting the skirt that stops just below her a**.. you know, the type that shows off enough to leave nothing to the imagination but gives the illusion of coverage for the wearer? She finally gets a ride to school. At school, she proceeds to go to Drama class.

In Drama class, she is very good at drama. Why? because she's caused it so many times..



SECRET TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!!!!!!

She's turned 2 men gay. YES!! you heard me!

This whore of a woman decided to go out with two men. She doesn't even NEED to ******** them! They just /really/ don't like women anymore. She is the ultimate drama queen. She has a new problem every few minutes. Other than that, she keeps, incessantly, changing her mood, voice and name.

Mizz Winna

Misses Faery Princess

Mrs. (current boyfriend)

Mutha

Now, here's something:

Here's Junior Prom:
She cried. Why? because she found out that Alex Laushkin, the man who she had crush on for 2 years, was double teaming her with Kathy Kaufman. They found out, they banded together. OH MY ******** GOD.

ONE MAN doesn't like her and she goes into a major depression for MONTHS yet the guys who like her she trails on like puppies without any legs. Hmmm.... something's ******** here.

Now, she has a great personality:

When she's not talking.

Ok, you know how babies are cute when they sleep?

That's Winter in a nutshell.

This lady is ******** nuts...Oh!!!

She liked me once too.... yet I can't stand tall women. Why? .. Um.. lets see... if I even wanted to try something I'd need an elevator to kiss her. I might have installed like an escalator on her thigh. Of course, I's still have to climb up her knee to get to that thigh... jesus..

'Climbing spikes? check...'
'Rope? check...'
'...lack of complete regard for mental health? check...'

OK! LETS GO!

*stabs her in the leg with a spike and hefts himself up*

*LAUGHS*

I bet she's as frigid as Everest too...

This one is just a small stepping stone.. I'm deciding who's next on my black list.

Tick tock tick tock...

Winter, your love life is just another brief disaster.

*handflip* seriously, girlfriend.