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Now now people.. calm down.. this wild man is taken...

by whom you ask?

Hatred and Masterbation my friends! The two things go hand in hand! ( literally ) This is the wondrous man who can transform into a wolf! Yes, step right up! 15 dollars a ticket!

Lets see this wild man in ACTION!

First up, a grudge match of A Transvestite Transexual and ... well, our wolfman...

Mmhmm.. mmhmm... this is his side of the story:

'I like, so got mad... and then.. I went into my wolf mode and I beat the s**t out of this guy! Seriously, I clawed at his chest, tried gouging out his eyes, got some chunks out of him... beat his a** up...'

This is the /true/ story.

Malcolm, a good guy ( ***** ) had got into a fight with Travis. Travis lost his temper.. well..... not really lost his temper... but 'snapped like a ******** twig man!' Yes, yes a twig... a twig in a hurricane.. or was it a tsunami?

LETS SEND HIM MONEY FOR A ******** SNIPE SHOT ON HIM.

1 dollar can help us hire a sniper. Please.. help the world.. kill Wolfy...

But yes, the real story... tangent done for now...

Malcom is a tall man...Travis isn't. Travis did the every fashionable 'Werewolf' Bitchslap attack... He slapped at him, clawing at him, probably screaming. 'Reeeaawwwrrrr' or something faggish like that..

Malcom ( YAY DR.SCOTT ) punched him /square/ in the face and jaw. He had a black eye... a blue cheek... and a bloody lip due to his FUGLY a** teeth. He looks like someone smacked him straight across the face with a bat, went 'Oh ********, too hard.' and tried smacking it back the other way with more force.

Here is a /list/ of lies he's done.. ( abbreviated )
1) 'Playin' Da Game, but foogettin da rules, yo'
2) 'Battle Wounds'
3) 'Job'--DJ, Musician, Comic Book Artist, 'Comic Celler Employee', Probably a Car Salesman too..
4) 'My Friend's Rich'

Here is another /prime/ example of this man... man? LOL, oh sorry.. forgot for a second... 'flaming gay wolf with an a*****e about as loose as his mouth'. But yes, yes...

Refer to the rant about Ashley... Yes, the drunk b***h? No no.. not vodka machine.. the whore... the whole crooked p***s thing.. yeah. Anyway... The day I met Ashley again after not seeing her for a good 3 years, She was hanging out and all that normal crap that whores do. But yeah, Wolfy asked me if I was interested in her.

I said yes. Now men, you know the term 'Bros before Ho's?' Well, I guess Wolfy just wasn't really a Bro and more of a 'AW RIGHT! WHORE SEX!' and went after it.

But not before saying, specifically to me, in a straight face ( LYING THROUGH HIS CROOKED MOUTH ) But yes, onto the words!

'I would never try to steal away a girl from my friends. That's just not right. I promise I won't do anything.'

...*twitch* ... *twitch twitch and donates to the sniper fund*

......I think I might just buy the sniper a gun or some s**t... a really big one.. with a lot of power.. like a silenced RPG....

Anyway...

Needless to say, that's a lie. FOR MORE INFORMATION ON HOW IT'S A LIE, READ POST NUMBER 2.

Now, the final example. It's short, sweet and very very funny.

He stole RJ's phone ( Number 2 rant) and then ran away to Maine. FAN ******** TASTIC MY FRIEND! /FAN/ ******** Tastic!

*claps at his disappearing act*

Everyone, I repeat, everyone wants that ******** dead.

Tick tock tick tock

Wolfy... you coming back will be a brief disaster.. but a long string of happy people that you're dead..