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Now, as I said, here is the ever wanted sequel to a*****e A. Yup, c**k B has her own little dance with me, and let me tell you, I brought cleats and they were /heated/ for this special occasion.

Melisa, Oh, wait.. I think she changed her name to ADD an s. Yes, that's right... she didn't like being original, she likes conformity. She likes being a skinny anorexic b***h.

So, now her name is Melissa. Her last name is something with a C, I think like, c**t or something. Canuc, maybe... But yeah, her last name is Argentinian.

As the avid readers know, she is currently ******** an a*****e. I don't say dating, because dating requires they go out. They don't; if they /do/ go out, it's to some place with a bar. Mister Alcoholic needs his daily fix. Here's how much this little whipped and raped b***h she is.

On her birthday, 21st, she wanted to go out and have a nice night, maybe something romantic, but when a*****e A found out, she /changed/ her plans to get drunk with him which promptly ended up in drunk sex and maybe more pictures of her giving him head.

She is innocent, which is to the point of ******** blindness...

She allowed nude pictures of her be taken in poses, that's fine. Hell, all power to her. Now, What she /doesn't/ know is that there are pictures of her giving him head which were taken by his camera phone. She was drunk, how could she remember?

Oh! When she's drunk there are a lot of telltale signs that she is drunk.

1) Insatiable want to ******** Alex with a strap-on or watch him kiss another guy.
2) 'In not drunk!' See, she's not a light weight. a light weight can drink maybe two 40's of smirnoff triple black and then be buzzed and/or drunk. This woman should not have alcohol. She drinks a 40 of mikes hard lemonade and doesn't remember s**t.
3) Massive mood swings which involve ranting and raving about Lain.

'I caunt be heer!'

*laughs* ahh yes. Why can't she be her? because her chest is small, she is a girl. By girl, I mean she is the epitome of girlyness. Girly movies, shopping, etc etc... I mean, I can stand girly, but I can't stand three basic things

Jealousy
Stupidity
Whores

THIS is why she is mad at me ( please, please tell me whether or not this is even fair to why she's mad at me )

Ok, I'm an RPG freak. I roleplay.

NOT THAT WAY YOU SICKOS ( though I do occasionally like being suave )

At this Vampire RPG we were doing, she can't speak english very well because she's a whore. you can't speak well with a c**k in your mouth you know? But anyway, I wrote up a character background for this beautiful conniving woman who can plan everything and do anything she wants.

She turned her into a whore that slept with anything and vampires don't get pleasure from sex. So, I got mad at her and called her a whore in game and she gets all ******** butthurt and decides to hate me out of game.

THAT is one of the many reasons.

Anyway, I seemed to have lost my steam on this so I'll just let myself ramble off...

Hate ******** hot a** rooms... because then you get all sweaty and pissy.. I swear, it's like a suana, but s**t... and then when a person walks in you sound like some old b***h with a problem, yelling at them and crap...

'Close the door ya Bastid! What'd they teach ya? ******** Barnyard rules!?'

You age faster in them, I swear.. just melt away years of youth in those hot a** rooms..


But yeah, Melisa .. oh.. sorry... MELISSA is a b***h, and this proves that. She hates people because of s**t which she can't control.

1) A game
2) because of a woman with a larger chest which her boyfriend likes.

Tick tock, tick tock

Melisa, if EVER decide to break up with Alex, RJ is already licking your ******** boots. Why not give him a pity ********? Hell, he'd be your slave because of it. Just be careful, he doesn't last long.

Another Brief Disaster..