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Well well well.... Lets see... *stares off at the space between happiness and angst*

Ahhhhh yess... Michael 'I'm confused about which hole to put it in' Reed

This interesting person happens to be a friend of mine. Mind you, he's a great friend a really good one. He's always there for ya if ya need it, he has a great sense of loyalty...and a wonderful sense of weapons.

Hell, you need C4? you can get it from him, complete Tyler Durden type. But there are a few quirks about him which I would like to voice.

Mind you, Drou, when you read this, understand you are being marked for the sole purpose of a break between c**k B and a*****e A...So I apologize, but you know this is the joke as you feared being in my rantings.

Here are the things I'm going to rant about:
1) Chronic Lying
2) Humor
3) Appearance
4) Small ducks. ( god they're ugly. )

First topic.

no seriously.. I'm not lying.. this topic is gonna be short... why don't you believe me? hunh? come on.. you can trust me.. I won't lie to you.

These are the myths that go on.
1) He's sleeping with a girl by the name of ONH ( read later posts. not the person, but what it stands for )
2) He's gay

These are the biggest rumors, and when spoken to about, it's not chronic lying, it's more like you can't keep to one lie. You tell some people one thing, some people another when there is obvious and blatant proof of the real thing.

Seeing Alex constantly with you, wearing your stuff... seeing posts speaking of having sex with you not only to scare your /current/ girlfriend but eh... it's just plain Ack after awhile.


TWO!

YOU AIN'T GAY YOU HOMO! yous Bi. You can't /swing/ gay then /swing back/ to straight. dun work.

It's like a guy going 'I feel like only doing weed' when they've been doing tweak for 4 years... ya dun quit..

Sex is sex. Sex with males is teh butt sex. Sex with females is teh real sex. PICK A HOLE OR JUST GO BOTH. Clean afterwards though.... eck..


Your appearance. Usually this is what happens when a first impression is given.:

'RAPIST!'

the second one, after getting to know you is

'Dirty Hoe!'

Yous a mixture of goth and hobo. You blend it so well it's scary. skanky scary. I love how you can sport a short black t-shirt and the beautiful thermal shirt. Nice. ******** calvin klein model. Turn your hips more! show off those pockmarked jeans you have!

grizzled is the new pink! COME ON! SHAKE IT!

milkshake!!

Next things is my ramble on baby ducks....

Anyone ever seen a baby duck? I mean like when their feathers molt and they get bigger ones so they look like a dilapidated '******** you doll' a ******** you doll is, as you might be thinking..

a doll you relieve stress from. you grab it by it's neck and proceed to strangle it, screaming out '******** YOU' really loud and repeat.

As you can see, this is a short rant. an intermission if you will. this isn't the best I've done because I can't really rant about this guy. there's a few things, but nothing extreme.

Drou, keep up and don't do stupid s**t often.

Tick tock tick tock

Only a single pause in this brief disaster.