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Wonder what I missed that got you all butthurt... And that is a whole lot of bullcrap spewing forth. Doubtful you'll even read this message though since I don't recall it telling if there have been new comments posted on old journal entries. But let's make a list anyway, shall we? 1. I don't cry... because there is no reason to, and naturally, adrenaline takes over and it would technically be considered 'anger' if a situation ever arose. 2. 'Drinking and ********' is a phrase only I used and obviously as a joke, but I guess you didn't quite catch on like everyone else. 3. 'Loves to feel unwanted, cheated, and ********'? If you knew anything about women, that describes every single one of them every 28 days. Don't worry, you'll learn of that soon enough, though I'm sure your woman... you know, that one I believe you're heading off with to New York in June, with which you apparently have had your doubts. 4. SGSW was half your idea, which means you're lumped in with my kind just the same. 5. People believe I'm misunderstood? Who are these people? I was fairly sure the 'people' barely knew I existed, let alone my actual name (since everyone asks and I never actually tell them). 6. 'Two tissues' is something we reserve only for the one and only Wolfy and his... activities. He made the joke on himself and no one else can rightfully proclaim it on another... 7. For anyone who even briefly knows the name 'Tom Leykis' not marrying is something every man should know. If you're not aware of the downsides or didn't understand when I explained it, then you'll probably learn the hard way. 8. Trust me, I am nothing like my brother in that area :XD (he's the only one who into it enough to know the kama sutra) 9. I /never/ bought such a thing for Melissa, I don't know where you ever heard that. The only people who I know who even own them are me, Larry, and Drou. /Really/ need to get your facts straight there as with the rest of this rant. 10. No ring has ever turned her finger green. Likewise, none have been fake, and besides all that, she was the one who searched and purchased them herself. 11. Umm, yeah... because you parents would tell you something like that. But no, that would be a situational shortcoming, no a 'saying' that your parents would tell you. You of all people should know the lies of parents, lest ye bring up Mark H. and his previous failures. Not that you really likes him in the first place, but isn't that proof enough? But for the record, one obvious speaks of their etiquette, not 'Don't jump off a bridge' and do it... that's pretty retarded. Would've thought better of your discerning nature. 12. Wit? I've never needed wit because everyone does everything so obviously and without regard to others that it's hard not to comment. Apparently everyone else thinks being blunt is funny, else they wouldn't think you, eBaums world, Tu the ranting gryphon (can't remember if thats exactly what the name was), or even Foamy the squirrel are all that funny. I mean, you are doing this out of sheer joy and 'getting it out of your system' to the amusement of others I believe... 13. If I have faults, then name them. I'm still waiting on [i]someone[/i] to actually name my faults at some point in my existence. You do realize that's a cliche'd phrase that has proven nothing, nor has warranted an rebuttal of any sort? Evidence is a requirement... Disaster? I've yet to see one, though you narrowly avoid even your own disasters by laughing it off like it was some joke all along and all in good fun... certainly wouldn't be the first time.

This is what I'm talking about! This is what I want people! I want people to respond! As he put in at one point.. here...


Well, I haven't so eh, to each their own on that. I don't really see how a woman can want to feel unwanted cheted and ******** every 28 days out of the month.



Yup. This is for amusement purposes only. If I really wanted to rip into people, I would have yet it's much more fun to exploit that which was told and overheard and blow them out of proportion.

At least I'm not yelling about Black Dildos like Tu was..

I have stated in past rants as well as future ones from this one that there really isn't a point to these. Just me rambling on and on about a specific topic or person.

Tu has... black dildos? <_<

*shudders* Sooooo wrong gonk