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Listen people.. I don't like war. I like /causing/ war.. but death and stuff is /really/ boring. I mean, omg.. bullets... and splodies.. not really exciting when you think about it... it's like a really crappy version of lets say.. Men of Valor.

You know... when you can take like, 6 bullets to the head and still shoot and breathe? right... only if you had enough morphine to make even the toughest emo kid see happy rainbows.

EMO IS HAPPY WITH NAPALM!

Anyway... this is what I'm getting to.

Mr Smith. ( Not that one you morons, though he does know kung fu[LIES] )

Mr Smith.. ah yes... the most conservative of us all.. to the point of where he's not conservative, he's LOUD. Now, here's a good quote which I use /specifically/ for his case.

Close Minds need Closed Mouths.

This man is the 'epitome' of the one who will not shut up.

'The Army is god'

'The Army is awsum'

'Bush is the new messiah'

Uh hunh.. right.. uh hunh.. sure.. Just like you said you wanted to be in the Marines until you found it it's a 'wittle too hard for poo Mr Smiff.' Now, I'm not saying that you know, the military is s**t. By all means no. It's great for people with no income needing to go to college, or even the people who really /do/ want to protect this wonderful United Broken States of Corruption. ( REFER TO TITLE )

Now.. speaking of Mr smith again.

'I can shoot you way better than you could.'
............Hmm... really? YOU GO FIRST!
'Spell Katana' -- 'Shut up.'
He spelt it Kantana .... KAN ******** TANA where the /hell/ did he get the extra N from.
'I spell it like it sounds'
KA TA NA

Now, this is what's great.. he's really cool about religion.. won't really bag on you unless you call jesus a homo or something. ( 12 men, one whore? Come on.. something's up and I'm pretty sure it's him )

Oh, and I /was/ catholic. By catholic, I mean the priest wasn't allowed within a good 3 miles from me. Why? Restraining order! ( Thank you God , oh the irony.. )

Oh oh oh oh.... PPSSSTTTTTT *points to the title*

Mr Smith is a great friend, and a valued one when you really don't want to fight someone. He'll do it for you. Then again, he's also the guy who needs to control his temper, usually with a rousing run to denny's and some random Dr Peppers...

He is very very gungho about the army... like to the point where if you say /anything/ bad about the army, he gives you death stares and writes you on his 'bad' list.

HE DRESSES LIKE A ******** NAZI!

*stomps foot, salutes* SEEG HEIL

and now he's going with it...which is bad... very very bad.

Daniel, when you read this... don't ACT like a Nazi. Just say you aren't and if people still call you a nazi, look at them, straight in the face, and call them a penguin. Why? Don't ask me. Ask my ramble.

*shows his ramble* ISH SO KyoooooooT!!!!

Ramble: 'Mama Penguin!'

See?

I digress...

There are many things which aggravate me about this man. But there are more good things which make him a valuable friend. The only /thing/ which needs to be done is this:

DANIEL.

LISTEN NOW.

YES NOW YOU CONSERVATIVE PUNK!

THERE ARE THREE MAGIC WORDS


wanna know what it is?

YOU'VE READ IT THREE TIMES SO FAR!

SO here, in my opinion, you should reread this sentence and USE THE FIRST PART MORE OFTEN.

Ok? OK!

So have a good day!

*Salutes* At ease.

Tick tock tick tock..

Wonder what will get me next? Hmm... whatever shall the brief disaster be...