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Ok ok! Since I'm an equal opportunity angsty weirdo, it's time for me to do a few /men/ here... I don't rant often about men because they don't warrant an opinion... Not that they're just crap or anything, I just don't mind em because I know what males do: stupid s**t.

BUTTTTTT there are the times when there are a few people who not only piss me off, but get me to the point of the countdown ( gasp! I named it! ) These people are the ones which do things which not only warrant a ranting but a beat upside the head with a very very large and sharp object.

TEMPLE SHOT OOOOoOOOHhhhhhh bleedies! bleedies everywhere!

Clean up on aisle Life? thank you!

I digress...

AARON ( Double A Ron!!! ) I'm ranting /specifically/ about this moron because I can't seem to /fathom/ the gall of a pot dealer to say that while he was drunk, he knew what he was doing.

LIE LIE LIE LIE! ******** LIE! *tantrums*

Aaron, first of all is younger than me by 2 months... I find that funny, as he has a job selling something illegal and can still go to jail for a long time yet decides to screw up his chances with this bet. He looks like zoolander, acts like a horrible broadway actor gone metrosexual. Then add a fake bravado and a horrible taste in clothing ( even by the standards of /men/ )

'What... you wanna fight? look at these guns! *pats biceps*' -- 'I asked you what /time/ it was...' -- *zoolander face* -- '******** forget it Aaron..'

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HATE AARON:
Me
Lain ( SH )

LIST OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T TRUST AARON:
Jason
Mike
Larry
Droup
(all the people who don't buy weed from him)

If you wish to join the 'I hate aaron so much it makes me giddy thinking of him without a head' club, please, just send a PM or comment.. I'll add you to the list... No, seriously.. I will. not kidding. Meeting on Wednesday, right after Anger Management.

This is why I hate him, in sequential order of why:

He's a sleazbag. He gets minors drunk and stoned so he can have his way with them. PROOF! *waves it around!* He tried to 'finger bang' if you know what that means, if you don't, you shouldn't be allowed to go outside or else you'll burn in hell you puritan s**t!

It's teh SEKS! >_< WITH FINGERS!

But yeah, he /tried/ fingering a chick while she was faded and drunk, but it didn't work as she was coming down and fought him off.. YET that is still proof! He's also an angry drunk.. the type that chokeslams people into the floor.

Aww... so sweet....

But anyway, around 3 weeks ago now.. the idiot decided to ******** with me and my car. Now, I have an isuzu trooper.. 4 wheel off roading and now it's only good for street because of a cracked power steering. This car is not safe to drive. That's very very blatant...Then again, you name your car God and people think you're evil... or insane...

eh... one outta two right...

Anyway, I stop my car only for a bit but by the time I look over to see what is happening, the idiot decides it'd be funny if he tried to /steal/ my car. So I bolt, jump through the passenger seat and stop him by ramming myself full speed into him, keeping him from touching the gear shift. After that little incident, I parked and he thought it would be even /funnier/ if he jumped onto the roof of my car.

Here's how that went..

Me:'GET OFF MY CAR'
A-Ron:Hur hur hur hur hur hur
Me:'GET OFF MY DAMN CAR'
A-Ron:*jumps off my car taking the antenna with him, landing and hitting the ground, breaking his glasses*

I stop the car, stare at him and then notice my antenna /completely/ perpendicular to my car. Now, with it like that, it's useless. It can't even get reception. He broke my antenna. I broke it off the rest of the way, some kid has it now.. think it was a stoner.. dunno... Anyway, I go.

'DUDE! you owe me for my antenna!'

'I'm drunk'

...and? ( thought here )

'it's 20 bucks for antenna!'

'it's 40 for my glasses!'

'you jumped off my car!'

'You launched me!'

ANYONE SEE THE FLAWED LOGIC IN THIS!?!

OMG it's like all of a sudden god just suddenly went... 'HEAR ME STONERS! YOU WILL NOW ON THINK YOU ARE RIGHT! YOU ARE MY CHOSEN PEOPLE!' no. God does not love you. God hates you Aaron. Why does god hate you? because GOD IS MY ******** CAR!

Oh oh.. and then I got mad enough where I was going to get him 'fired' from his job of selling pot... but got snitched out...

hence the weird a** title because that's what the 'message' was...

TICKY TICKY TOCK, the aaron ran up the clock.. the clock struck 12, the aaron ran down, into the barrel of my gun..

*BANG*

Another brief disaster..