1. kissing him would be awkward
2. he reminds you of a cinnamon bun
3. you start to think he is related to your thumb print
4. one time you got temped to stick your finger in th3 hole in his face and you two were stuck together for a week.
5. when you bring out in public children point and say "look its the swirly man"
6. you are afraid to get married with him cause you have a chance of your children looking just like "daddy"
7. he can see somehow but you are afraid to ask how
8. HIS FACE IS ORANGE
9. its scary to think or even see what the rest of his body looks like
10. you are tempted to take off his akatsuki cloak to see if the rest of him looks like a thumb
11. when you introduced him to your parents you dad said "Sonny take off that Halloween mask so i can see your face" lol and you said "ummmmm dad that is his face" and your dad was like " ohh ha ha ha ^_^ i know it was a.....O_O oh my hunny our the cookies done?" "yes"
12. your mom makes cinnabons every time tobi comes over
13. he sometimes leaves a thumb print on your face when you kiss
14. CAN HE EAT????????? is a question your friend askes you every time you double date to go to a restaurant
15. i find tobi overly scary that just has to be a mask
16. WHY ARE YOU DATING HIM??? IS IT FOR HIS MONEY???
17. when asked what race he is you are tempted to say "i ask myself that everyday"
18. the guys who secertly have crushes on you wear thumbprint mask to get ur attention.
19. your friends think you are only attracted to guys that look like tobi
20.you once got dizzy staring at his face too long.
