wow its been sooooo long since me and my crew helped give advice =^_^=. SO lets see who needs help today
O_O GAara????? YOU....YOU....NEED HELP???? WHAT? YES ummm what is your problem
well i have this ice cream truck.... ummmm yeah? i wanted to know if it was possible if i could turn it into a cookie truck sweatdrop 
omg what a dumb idea who would buy cookies off a truck 
i would NO ONE ASKeD YOU if it was a ramen truck i would like be all on it!!!!!!!
....this is stupid...icecream is nasty, cookies are nasty and Im sick of ramen. O_O O_O how dare you talk about cookies in vain!!!!! *SAND COFFIN*bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
gaara just killed his own phone eek poor innocent phone it didnt deserve to die i hope Gaara makes the cookie truck im hungry.everyone: sweatdrop
RING ring rinIGNINGInI irngirnign iRNG inir BANNANANAN PHONE
it is the next caller believe it@+!!#WGIEbdhadui
ummmm hi everyone hello whats ur name and ur problem my name is Karen and my problem is....is...i accidently locked my friend in the closet. *friend yells in background* ummmmmmmmm ok did you try breaking the door down? i cant break the door my mom would kill me
did u try stabbing the door??? O_O hinata what in the world???? if she stabs the door it will let go of her friend and i thought naruto was stupid
sasuke you need to not be sooooooooo mean HEY I WILL Help you expRESS YOUR YOUTHFUL HAPPYNESS *grabs sasuek hands* LETS DANCE!!! stressed LEE LET GO OF ME *DANCING TO ULTRA RELAX* COME ON SASUKE LA LA ALA LET GO OF MY SASUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is distrubing *hits lee* ouch SAKURA im sorry did you wanna join awww sakura was jealous that lee was dancing with pretty boyevil NO I WASNT *trys to kill kiba*
what a drag... sasuke you sound like shikamaru umm excuse me everyone we still need to help KA-
WHO THE HECK GOT MY BROTHER ANGRY. HE IS DRIVING A COOKIE TRUCK AND DESTROYING RAMEN SHOPS AND ICE CREam SHOPS!!!!!!O-o ummmm it was SASUKE!!!!!!!!
sasuke i am coming for ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!stare eek SHOOT I REMBER SHE HAS THAT STUPID FAN *runs*
NARUTO HOW COULD YOU *tries to kill naruto* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* ice cream truck music*
does that sound like ice cream truck music??
EAT THE COOKIES OR SUFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!everyone: eek
3 hours later
i never want cookies again my god i cant believe i ate 80 cookies my diet is ruined X_X i need milk agh *faints* mmm those cookies were yummy lee you are a weirdo!!! *returns* sasuke what happened with u and temari she made me eat cookies and ice cream and ramenDUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
(so ends the hotline for today. KAren never was helped and her poor friend still was locked in the closet)
