hey its me sasuke again reading more fan mail................O_O!!!!!!!!
ITACHI!!!!
move aside littler brother i have some fanmail too.
who in their right mind would be a fan of a murderer!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG ITACHI ITACHI ITACHI!!!!! I WANNA HAVE UR BABY!!!!
ok fine but don't you dare do anything evil
baby bro bro you are no fun
DON"T CALL ME THAT!!!!!!!!
but look at you in this picture you were so cute!!!!!!*shows photo*
O>M>F>G WHERE HECK DID YOU GET THAT!!!!!!! BURN IT BURN IT NOW BEFORE IT LEAKS OUT TO THE PUBLIC!!!!!
too late....
i hear fangirls...........AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*sasuke is attacked by fangirls*
being evil....is sweet...welll anyways since i am here and my little baby bro bro is being molested by fangirls i shall read some fanmail nee ^_^ok this one is from sofreak'ndrunkoffurluv:
omg Itachi what are those LINES ON UR FACE???? SOMETIMES I GET LOST STARING AT TIME OMG I JUST WANT TO CONNECT THEM WITH A MARKER AND MAKE A DIAMOND ON YOUR FACE
luvs
well to answer your question its my sexy marks....the sexier i get the longer they become ^ ^
*sasuke some how comes back ALIVE!!!*
sasuke: YOU LIAR you got it from that chicken when you tried to make it dance to beauty and the beast!!!!!!!!!!!! THE REASON THEY NEVER WILL REMOVE CAUSE YOU ARE SO UGLY!!!
itachi: oh sasuke-chan you are so mean...
sasuke: OH SHUT UP MOVE OVER CHICKEN SCRATCH!!!
itachi: whatever, chicken butt...
SASUKE: SHUT UP BEFORE I KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!! GEEEEEEZZZZZ *grabs mail* this is the only thing keeping me sane right now
itachi: oh really thats sad
Sasuke: *ignores* hmmmmmmm this one is from sasukemistress89
Itachi: OMG SASUKE YOU HAVE A MISTRESS!!!
Sasuke: no just fangirls
Itachi: i knew you were gay
Sasuke: *slaps*
Itachi: Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwchi
Sasuke: anyWAY!!!!!!!!!! it says
Sasuke, you and your brother look so much alike i think its rather cute ^_^
Sasuke: WHAT THE HECK IS THIS CHICK SMOKING I LOOK NOTHING NOTHING LIKE MY BROTHER
*itachi holds up pictures*
sasuke: WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU GETTING THIS PICTURES AT??????
sasuke: i don't know YOU ANY MORE I DON"T KNOW YOU!!!!!!!!!
itachi: ya you do ^_^ ok one more letter i have some business i have to do...
sasuke: scream killing more innocents????
itachi: no....yes...no......i don't know i didn't look at the schedule
sasuke: *glare*
itachi: hey bro bro lets read it together ^_^ like old times *holds letter*
sasuke: ............fine
sasuke and itachi : dear naruto
sasuke: NARUTO?????????????? OMG HE HAS FANGIRLS?????
itachi: lets finish the rest
itachi and sasuke: naruto i am such a huge fan of yours and i just wanted to ask you this question would you please kill sasuke and sakura and kakashi and..........(list goes on and on) and lastly Itachi cause they get in the way of your stardom. thank you.
luv orenjkitsune
THIS GIRL IS CRAZY.........
Itachi: hey i have an idea brother ^_^
sasuke: what is it?
Itachi: let's kill NAruto
sasuke: AWESOME IDEA
NARUTO TIME TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GOES TO KILL NARUTO*
LOL >
xd
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