hey everyone its your favorite ninja =^_^= and friends helping those in needs. This time of year is when we like to help the most. You know why? Because its CHRISTMAS! WHOOT BELIEVE IT!!!! So let's see who are first call is...
HERRRROOO HELLROOOOi can here you sir. what's your name and problemwell this is tobi and tobi is a good boy ^_^ (TOBI??where have i heard that.....oh yeah i think that was a pokemon) ok tobi that's nice what's your problem tobi doesn't have a problem. then why did you call?????? well isn't this naruto help me hotline? yes it is... well i need you to help me then wouldn't that mean you have a problem???
*hangs up phone*sasuke!!! why did you do that????beacause he was a noob who wasting our time why youRING RING RING
you are lucky you are saved by the bell.........RING. Hello this is naruto help me hotline can we help you?
OMG OMG OMG OMGOMGOGMOGMOMGOMGOGMOGMOGMGOMGOMGO
is that alien language?
no its worst its "omggoshgooosh"language *files nails* MY GRANDMA GOT RAN OVER BY A REINDEER!!!!WHAT SHOULD I DO??? O-o ???
are you sure kid???yes and she's unconscious....IT WAS RUDOLPH!!!! RUDOLPH TRAMPLED MY Grandma that evil red nose freak RAN OVER MY GRANNY
is is...ts..ts..is...is..she dead???i don't think so she is starting to twitch call an ambulance ARE YOU NUTS MEAN VOICE THAT'S EXPENSIVE!!! i need a cheap simple easy solution WHAT A CHEAPSKATES DON'T YOU CARE ABOUT YOUR GRANDMA!!! yes.............and my money
put her in the bed....treat her wounds and bake her lots of cookies...problem solved that works no it doesn't!!!!!!!!!..........
great they hung up YOU YOU GUYS NEED TO ring ring ring. *sigh* saved by the ring again. Hello HELLO IS THIS NARUTO HELP ME HOTS LINE??? tokepi??? no its tobi remember i am a good boy ^_^ well do you have a problem now??? nope hang up what no!!!! and where did sasuke go??? he said he had some business to handle.
hey guys hey thanks for showing up since SASUKE totally ditched us you are welcome we knew you would need help afterall who else gives the best advice but a hyuuga. without me this hotline would be a coldline. was that suppose to be a joke cause it wasn't funny. No HELLO HERRO anyone there hey tobi go be a good boy and get me some cookies. Ok *hangs up* Gaara you can't ask someone to get you cookies on the hotline!!! i just did! ohhhh you just got burneded BELIEVE IT NUMBER ONE burneded is not a WORD!!!! number 2 mind your own business and three YOU SMELL LIKE DOG AND BOLOGNA!!!! ( i can't beleive kiba used my catch phrase)hey everyone keep the camp peaceful this is a camp now???RING RING RING
hello this is neji assist you hotline ITS NARUTO HELPME HOTLINE!!!!!!! ya sure. Can i help you ?
*cough* *cough* hellu mai namm izh..... sa...su....Sam. sasusam???
sasuSAM ya i'm from.....far away yeah....i have a problem/// sasuke is that you????
.......nuu oh sorry my mistake sasu......SAM!!! are you related to sasuke( i like changing sasuke pictures wheee!!!)
no WHO IS THIS SASUKAYYYY U IS speaking oVE? anyway i need help you see i haeve these...friends...a loud one....a crazy one and this guy who is a pervert. i don't know what to get them fir christmas I would like anything you give me sasuke i would like some ramen
i would love a icha icha paradise video game.
I"M NOT SASUKE!!!!!!!!!! *hangs up* i'm not one of sasuke's friends i don't think you are anyone's friend ^_^ring ring ring
hello this is neji oh so perfect advice hotline. ^___^ opps wrong number i was looking for naruto hellp me hotlinehahahahahaahahahaha hi tobi you have the right number i got the cookies!!!!
yeah!!!! *leaves mmmmmmm............christmas ramen ^_^ well that all cause Fuys feels lazy now!
