• Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    I can't write for s**t,
    But hey! I DO love you.

    Rose are, well, red
    And I just, kind of, bled
    'Cause of those nasty thorns,
    That looked like huge a** horns.

    Roses are red,
    And you know the drill,
    I hope she won't want me dead,
    'Cause i left her the bill.

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    So is my bread,
    That can't be true.