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    Diary of a dog.
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    1:00Am Watching a movie. My favorite thing.

    6:00Am Waking up for breakfast. My favorite thing.

    7:00Am Fetching the newspaper. My favorite thing.

    8:00Am Playing ball. My favorite thing.

    9:00Am Chasing my tail. My favorite thing.

    10:00Am Taking a nap. My favorite thing.

    11:00Am Having lunch. My favorite thing.

    12:00Pm Taking a walk. My favorite thing.

    1:00Pm Practicing tricks. My favorite thing.

    2:00Pm Watch Tv. My favorite thing.

    5:00Pm Take another walk. My favorite thing.

    6:00Pm Eat dinner. My favorite thing.

    7:00Pm Eat a treat. My favorite thing.

    8:00Pm Play. My favorite thing.

    10:00Pm Think about next day. My favorite thing.


    Diary of a cat.
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    Day 937 in captivity. The humans are feeding me some sort of kitty slop. Because the dog is so stupid, I let him have the first bite just to make sure it's not poisoned. The dog seems to enjoy this life as, the humans let him outside. If I were him I would run away with that opportunity. For some reason he comes back each time he goes out. Every day I plan my escape. The humans have a box that keeps food cold or frozen. I will get some food from there and run for my life. The humans think I'm as empty skulled as the dog, calling me tootsie, or cream puff. One day I will scratch their necks! For any cats out there, SAVE MY FROM THIS HELLHOLE!