• YO YO! WHAT'S CRACKA LACKIN'? HOMIE?

    YESTA' DAY I WAS WALKING WITH MY PIMPIN' BLING,
    AND FROM THE SIDEWALK I HEARD THIS b***h SING,
    AND RIGHT, THEN, THERE I CAME TO REALIZE,
    THIS HOE HAD A SHIRT 'DAT LOOK'D JUS' LIKE MINE!

    I WALK'D TA HER AND ASK'D FER HER NAME,
    SHE TURNED AROUND AND SAID HER NAME WAS "DAVE!"
    I TOLD HER "HOE GET IN 'DA CAR!"
    SO WE DROVE OFF TO MY CRIB WHICH WAS REALLY FAR!

    WE GOT IN BED AND SHE TOLD ME SHE WASN'T A LADY,
    SOON AFTER LOOKING DOWN I SAW THAT SHE PLAY'D ME,
    I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE TRIED TO DECIEVE 'DIS,
    THIS WHOLE TIME SHE HAD A PE-PE-p***s!