• You annoy me you know,
    you really do.

    You irritate me to no ends,
    that you do.

    Most of all, you do those things,
    that make me want and shout and sing
    while tearing you up to itty bitty shreads.

    It's plain to see that you and me,
    we just won't get along.

    We never will, it's just a fact,
    like cats and dogs and snakes and rats.

    Forever we will be apart,
    thankfully and eternally.

    You infuriate me to no ends and it simply just won't do.

    And to keep you near would be tragic, to everyone who cares.

    For if they found you afterwards, I'm sure they would be terrified,
    by the site of you, your lifeless body, and the note of appology.