• Elves elves, kids think they're wonderful things,
    Make toys and clothes, hats and rings,
    But what do they do in their spare time?
    Do they dance and prance and rhyme?



    Dude! No! They party in the workshop 7 to 10
    Eat the food til they're big a** hens
    When Santa Claus comes to check on them
    They get mad and then jump him.

    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    He don't hafta know
    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    Let's all go

    Bring him up to the attic click! Click! Click!
    Down the garbage chute goes old St. Nick

    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    Who wouldn't go?
    Ho! Ho! Ho!
    Oh well let's go!

    Up to the rooftop p***k p***k p***k
    They pushed off the sleigh, and ran for it.