• She did what!?

    Yo I’m at Six Flags in a line chillin with my boy
    When I feel a pinch on my a**!? Am I a toy?
    Turn around see a cute girl older than me
    She smiles “Whats up did feel that oops I’m sorry
    Took advantage of opportunity lil cutie”
    I laughed “No problem hey I’m Craig”
    I can’t remember the name I was starin at her legs
    Then I moved up scroll up to her a**
    I’m thinking ‘this girl is pretty cute not big not flat
    It’s average Now where we at?’
    I look up at her face you she smiling.
    “If you like what you see we go further when you’re done riding”
    I smiled “sure I’d love that” I get in the coaster
    I’m laughing you ‘yo this chick is hotter than a toaster’
    I look back at her she’s smiling and waving
    I’m feeling embarrassed ‘what the hell am I making
    A relationship? Quick hook up Yo this is fun
    But this ain’t going far she ain’t the one’
    So I get off the ride
    She’s standing in the side
    Looking like a queen
    Damn that body’s mean
    I walk up to her a smile
    “Let’s make this worthwhile”
    She said “let’s take a ride lets go to my bar”
    I laughed “girl you kidding we can’t go that far”
    She giggled “what are you talking about how old are you”
    I laughed “Why does that matter it’s not like we’re twenty two.
    But I’m sixteen now lets get down to business”
    She said “Damn it I wish we could have done this”
    I’m like “what’s wrong? wait is there a problem?”
    She said “I’m 23 I’m a simple bartender”
    Only if I lied should said maybe 18
    Lookin at this girl I just wanna kiss her
    Now I’m like s**t gotta get out this scene
    I walk off “bye now see you when I’m 18”