• In the days of the travelling salesman ocassionally a salesman would ask to be put up for the evening by a farmer. About a week after having spent one such evening at a farmstead a certain salesman recieved this letter in the post:

    "i am sending you this token
    of a buckboard that was broken
    and footprints on the dashboard upsidedown.
    There are spots upon the cushion
    that look a lot like pushing
    and our daughter Venus hasn't come around!"

    To which the salesman composed this reply:

    "i'm the one that did the pushin'
    left the spots upon the cushion
    and the footprints on the dashoboard upsidedown.
    Since i met your daughter Venus
    i've had pimples on my p***s
    and i wish to God i'd never seen your town!"