• ( SING THIS SONG LIKE THE ORIGINAL RUDOLF SONG.)

    You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen,
    Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.
    But do you recall
    The most gruesome dissection of all?

    Rudolph the red nose reindeer (Reindeer),
    had a very shiny nose. (Like a light bulb),
    And so when Stein saw him (saw him),
    He said "Does it really glow?" (Does it glow?!).

    Then Stein took his scalpel (Scalpel),
    And cut off Rudolph's nose! (Oh no!)
    Then poor little Rudolph (Rudolph),
    Cried in the snow (In the snow)

    Then one foggy Christmas eve,
    Stein had to say:
    "Rudolph with your blood so bright,
    I'll dissect you in bed tonight"

    Then poor little Rudolph (Rudolph),
    Was over there and there!
    When Stein got done dissecting him,
    He went spinning down the drain!!

    END.