• I am really special cuz there's only one of me
    look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
    when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
    it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long

    oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
    puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
    watch out all you mothers, I'm happy as hardcore
    happy as a coupon for a $20...WHAT!?

    I'm really happy, I'm sugar coated me,
    happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy

    Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.

    I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
    Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, the people are jealous of me
    These are my lovehandles, and this is my spout,
    but if you tip me over, than mama said knock you out

    I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
    welcome to my happy world, now get your **** and leave
    I am happy, I am good, I am...

    I'm Outta Here!
    Screw You!