• Fav. color!
    [] Red = loud
    [] Green = stupid
    [] None = freaky beast
    [] Orange = gorgeous
    [] Yellow = innocent
    [] Purple = a little too happy
    [x] Black = emo
    [] Brown = funny
    [] Gray = skanky
    [] Pink = preppy
    [] Blue = sweaty
    [] White = sexy
    [] Other = hot

    What kind of bottom half are you wearing?
    [] Shorts = cutie
    [x] Skirt/skort = skank
    [] Corduroy = f*****t homosexual
    [] Skinny jeans = scene kid
    [] Ripped jeans = emo
    [] Cammo = cage fighter
    [] Jeans = prep
    [] Cargo = clown
    [] Sweats = athlete
    [] Boxers = brat
    [] Booty shorts = female
    [] Capris = Gangster
    [] Nothing = hoe
    [] Dickies = weirdo
    [] Bikini bottoms = tiki girl
    [] Other = sex addict

    What is your natural hair color?
    [] Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
    [] Blonde = with a broken heart
    [x] Black = with a sexy smile
    [] Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
    [] Red = that likes to have fun
    [] Brown = who loves to be different
    [] Dirty blonde= with sexy eyes
    [] Bald = with herpes
    [] Other = with a nice a**

    Pick the month you were born on:
    [] 1 = who ate
    [] 2 = who needed
    [] 3 = who killed
    [] 4 = who shot
    [] 5 = who killed
    [] 6 = who smoked with
    [] 7 = who farted on
    [] 8 = who ran shirtless with
    [] 9 = who got stabbed horribly by
    [] 10 = who cuddled with
    [] 11 = who slept with
    [x] 12 = who ran naked with

    Pick the day you were born on:
    [] 01 = a french fry
    [] 02 = a dog
    [] 03 = a shoe
    [] 04 = a toothbrush
    [] 05 = Santa Claus
    [] 06 = The Trojan man
    [] 07 = Barny the dinosaur
    [] 08 = a prostitute
    [] 09 = a porn star
    [] 10 = a bag of weed
    [] 11 = a lover
    [] 12 = a glass of milk
    [] 13 = a horse
    [] 14 = a lesbian
    [] 15 = a stripper
    [] 16 = a pickle
    [] 17 = a jew
    [] 18 = a homo
    [] 19 = an orange
    [] 20 = a d***o
    [] 21 = a homeless guy
    [] 22 = a whore
    [] 23 = my crush
    [] 24 = an easter egg
    [] 25 = a jar of honey
    [] 26 = a condom
    [] 27 = a bowl of cereal
    [] 28 = the kool-aid man
    [x] 29 = Micheal Jackson
    [] 30 = Paris Hilton
    [] 31 = YOUR MOM

    Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
    [] White = because I love marijuana
    [] Black = because I'm sexy as hell
    [x] Pink = because the naked cowboy told me to
    [] Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
    [] Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
    [] Polka Dots = because I hate my life
    [] Purple = because I'm gay
    [] Gray = because I dared
    [] Other = because that's how I roll
    [] Green = because I'm good in bed
    [] Orange = because I smoke crack
    [] Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
    [] Brown = because I had to
    [] Shirtless = because I've got abs

    I am an emo skank with a sexy smile who ran naked with Micheal Jackson because a naked cowboy told me to...WTF!!! XD