• That's right, I'm a gambler;
    but not just any mere gambler,
    no sir, no madame, no miss.
    That's right, you guessed it;
    I'm the King of the Gamblers.

    The casino is my kingdom;
    the slots, tables, dice, and especially
    the winnings are my subjects
    and Lady Luck is my Queen.

    I've never lost a single game of
    blackjack or poker;
    when it comes to the slot machines,
    I always win the jackpot;
    like I've said, I'm the King of the Gamblers.

    I have a poker game with four others
    who are quite the players;
    wait until they meet me tonight;
    they'll be begging on their knees for mercy!

    "Alright, but not good enough...."
    "I'll see your five and raise two..."
    "I can top that!"
    "I fold' I'm outta here...."
    "Well, this is rather suprising.......I've won."

    What...? No, t-t-that's i-impossible...!
    I don't u-u-understand;
    how c-c-could I possibly....lose, just like that?
    It was an all-or-nothing.....
    I......lost.........everything........