• They call me monster man
    a bonafide psychopath
    a rotten ,dirty
    please will you hurt me
    scratch me beat me
    mother can you see me
    deviant monster man
    I play rpgs
    cause women won't play with me
    i'm mean and twisted
    neato and sadistic
    show you how cool
    it is to be darn cruel
    after i level up on my rpg
    i'm gonna rock your effing socks off
    make you gosh darn sorry you picked on me
    silence rap because i'm finicky
    i'm gonna slaughter a helpless heffer
    because i'm a screwy mothereffer
    i'll destroy your eardrums and give you wihplash at a concert
    even though i'm as nerdy as jeff dahmer
    you'll regret calling me soft
    i'm gonna rock your effing socks off
    i collect action figures
    make believe i'm a wrestler
    as i slap and smack
    til brochitis makes me hack
    then i sleep in my jammies
    dream of getting all the grammies
    so i can get more action figures
    i dig comics and sci-fi
    i'm not a manly guy's guy
    i'm in love with a country
    someone who is my world
    a red haired beauty
    she really is a cutie
    who knows i love comics and sci-fi
    i'm gonna rock your effin socks off
    make you gosh darn sorry you picked on me
    erase boy bands because i'm so picky
    won't wear bandages my wounds will heal
    gonna eat bloody veal
    i'll mess with your mind and laugh cause its funny
    i'm a comedian like teddy bundy
    show you i'm not soft
    because i'll rock your effing socks off
    aw ******** it
    you know this ain't me
    cuz i am so obscene
    i'll ******** you up if you get it wrong
    so you better sing along
    til i say you can stop
    i'm going for the ******** top
    because you know that this is me
    i'm really losing it now
    want me to show you how
    i can act without restraint
    make you know i'm ******** insane
    i'll speed over, under, hell i'll go straight through you
    then destroy everyone who ever knew you
    because i've lost it now
    i'll rock your ******** socks off
    make you goddamn sorry you hated me
    teach you not to frustrate me
    i stink like a trucker
    i'm a psycho ********
    i'll screw with your head like a maniac
    show you i'm more jacked up than the zodiac
    i'm not ******** soft
    i'm gonna rock your ******** socks off
    i'm crazy and wicked
    you'll never see anyone just as twisted
    i'm deranged, evil and cruel
    and you better ******** believe
    i peed in the genepool