• *Sung to the tune of "I'm On A Boat" by "The Lonely Island"*

    Aw s**t!
    Everybody get your towels ready cause it's about to go down.
    Everybody in the place, hit the ******** deck!
    But keep on your mother ******** toes.



    I blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    Everybody look at me cause I'm gonna blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    Take a good hard look at the mother ******** load.



    I grease my bone, mother ******** take a look at me.
    Straight flowing down the float for everyone to see.
    Bustin' five knots in, stainin' up ma coat.
    You can't stop me mother ******** as I blow my load



    *Take a picture, trick.
    I charm my cobra b***h.
    We watchin' pre-bought porn cause it's so rich.
    I got my rubber gloves, and I'm slingin jellies.
    I'm flippin' dicks, you at home just flippin floppies (Floppies as in floppy disks, rofl.)



    I'm trippin on viagra, doin tricks and s**t.
    This porn is crazy, I'm gettin everybody all wet.
    But this ain't Playboy. This is as real as it gets.
    I'm jackin off mother ********, don't you ever forget.



    I'm tossin off and, it's ******** mad and,
    I got a snoopy dog themed porno set and.
    I'm the king of the c** on the same s**t as Leo,
    If you're off the porn then you're sure not me, oh.


    GET THE ******** OUT! THIS s**t IS REAL!



    ******** friends, I've got porn mother ********.
    ******** feet, I've got hands mother ********.
    I rub my d**k with my boys mother ********.
    This damn porno make noise ********.



    Hey ma, you shouldn't see me now.
    Arms down low, pun-chin the clown.
    Gonna stroke it off to the moon somehow.
    Like yankin the crank, anything is possible.


    Yeah, never thought I'd call for mayo.
    It's just a big white slippery road.
    Oh Satan, look at me. Oh. All hands on deck.
    Never thought I'd see the day I saw a big sludge cummin my way.
    Believe me when I say, I varnished the caaaaanneee.


    I blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    Everybody look at me cause I'm gonna blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    I blow my load.
    Take a good hard look at the mother ******** load.

    Riley Gilmore-
    August 17 2009