• How you doin' Kirky?
    "KHANNNN!!" How you doin Kirky"KHANNNNN! How you doin' Kirky "KHANNNN!" and all the girls say hes pretty fly for a Star trek Guy(Instrumental)
    The star ship had a fair share of cute guys in the past,but most of them were redshirts and none of them would last.
    But our new captains awesome I think hell do the trick,I tell ya hes to die for he goes with every chick.
    So how bout you have you seen this dude?Reports the captains log,and does all the women too.
    Working like a dog,doesnt need a travelogue.
    Hes there all day,Hes there all day
    Just say theres a mirror,and hell kick into gear,hell make it clear that you better get the beer.

    Just grab your ray guns and hey hey do that Trekkie thing.
    How you doin Kirky?"KHANNNN!"How you doin Kirky? "KHANNNN"How you doin Kirky?"KHANNNN"And all the girls say hes pretty fly for a Star trek guy.

    He fools all the girls into thinking he is nice,but if your not a looker he treats you cool as ice
    .He never looks fat,but he wont miss a meal.But if you have to juggle women,Kirk will make you such a deal.
    People used to hate,Now they say"Jim hes great".Hes such a mocker cause he always stays in shape.
    Ya he keeps his cool and he plays space pool.
    Whats not to like,Whats not to like
    On guacamole days,you know hell gaze and gaze.
    And he never has his ray gun only set to phase.Just grab your ray gun and hey hey do that Trekkie thing.
    When hes doing a crossword,now that you shouldnt miss.Hell always get them wrong,so there his arch nemesis.
    They say hes got alot of attitude,hes really quite hip.The crew all pay credits just to see him flip.
    How you doin' Kirky?"KHANNNN" How you doin' Kirky?"KHANNNN" How you doin'Kirky?"KHANNNN"
    Hes doin well,he loves wisconsin dells.The tribbles love him,even Spock thinks hes swell!
    Show up with a gnome,He says go home.And Have some steak,you want some steak.
    Ya he calls the shots,we really love him lots.OMG im so happy I could plots!
    So grab your ray gun,The one you got from Albion
    Just grab your ray gun and hey hey do that Trekkie thing.