• Allow me to be frank at the commencement
    You will not like me
    The gentlemen will be envious and the ladies will be repelled
    You will not like me now and you will like me a good deal less as we go on
    Ladies, an announcement
    I am up for it
    All the time
    That is not a boast or an opinion
    It is bone hard medical fact
    I put it round you know
    And you will watch me putting it round and sigh for it
    Don't
    It is a deal of trouble for you and you are better off watching and drawing your conclusions from a distance than you would be if I got my tarse up you petticoats
    Gentlemen do not dispare
    I am up for that aswell
    And the same warning applies
    Still your cheesy erections till I've had my say, but later when you shag and later you will shag
    I shall expect it of you and I will know if you have let me down
    I wish you to shag with my homuncular image rattleing in your gonads
    Feel how it was for me, how it is for me
    And ponder
    Was that shudder that same shudder he sensed?
    Did he know something more profound?
    Or is there some wall of wretchedness that we all batter with our heads at the shining live long moment?
    That is it
    That is my prologue
    Nothin in rhyme
    No protestations of modesty
    You were not expecting that I hope
    I am Havikdemond2
    And I do not want you to like me