• 1.Yo mama so fat he sat on the toilet and the toilet started sing "abcdefg get yo big a** of off me.

    2. Yo mama so stupid i invited her to the super bowl and she brought a spoon.

    3. YO mama so boring she cant even make hyinas laugh.

    4. Yo mama is so poor i saw a skateboard and started skating and she yelled"get off my mini van"

    5. Yo mama so fat whales started singing "we are family even though your fatter than me"

    6. YO mama is so crazy lady gaga thought she was a back round dancer.

    7. Yo mama has the most crooked teeth when she smiled i thought she put up a gang sign.

    8. YO mama is like spoiled milk white and chunky.