• You've always been there through the thick and the thin,
    no matter what I said, no matter the men.
    I wanted to say I was sorry, to give me another chance-
    you always had my back, and for you, him I would pantz.
    I feel like I've treated you horribly,
    and I have accidentally fallen on my calf.
    When next I see you I will glomp you adoringly;
    I will hold you so hard you cannot breathe, much less laugh.
    I apologize for my incorrigible rymes,
    and for all the very perverted times.
    I wanted you to know that I will always be here for you-
    'cause that's us two,
    true blue,
    and the interrupting cow goes moooooooooooooo!!!!!