• I thought I'd be a hero,
    and save all mankind.
    There'd be parades and celebrations
    for the savior of our time!

    Oh, Lord, was I wrong.
    The threat lingers on,
    and fate has arranged
    that my destiny is changed.

    Sic sempar tyrannis!
    It's my motto and my creed.
    It's shaped who I am, and my every deed!
    Now, I've got to go back,
    and shoot my best friend in the head.
    It's too late to be a hero.
    I'll have to be a villain instead.