• Dear Mom

    I know at times I pissed you off
    I was a b***h, you knew
    You never did deserve that lamp
    Ya know, the one I threw
    You never should’ve got that slap
    The one the split your lip
    But I’ll admit you got me good
    When you told the police I ‘slipped’
    You were really very clever
    When the men in blue rang the bell
    And as I went to talk to them
    Down the stairs I fell
    They asked a bunch of questions
    They speculated lots
    You lied so smooth
    When you told them
    I fell because I was wearing socks
    You think I didn’t see the string
    You really think I’m dense?
    If I were you I wouldn’t sleep
    That is, if you had sense
    I got you good I really did
    When you woke up to see
    Your pretty hair
    At least it was
    Then a blinding shade of green
    You got me back, of course you did
    You tricked me good you witch
    You poured a powder in my clothes
    It gave an awful itch
    I scratched myself raw
    Nearly skinned myself
    You tricky evil hag
    If it wasn’t illegal
    Not that it would stop me
    I’d light you
    With an oily rag
    Of course I’m joking
    A hearty laugh
    It shakes me to my soul
    At least it would
    You rotten b***h
    If the principal, you hadn’t told
    That girl was itching for it
    And I know you she was
    She hit me, clawed me, spit on me
    Funny what anger does
    I hit her hard
    She hit me back
    We matched each other’s blows
    I got so pissed
    I swear I did
    I grinned as I snapped her nose
    The crimson spurted from her face
    A look of shock was there
    I was still mad, I leaned down close
    And yanked her by her hair
    She bellowed out and clawed my hands
    Desperate for release
    I laughed out loud and snapped her knee
    She screamed for the police
    “You stupid little c**t.”
    I hissed into her ear
    I dragged her to the staircase
    “Have loads of fun my dear.”
    I let her go and watched with glee as her body hit the floor
    I was so mad with happiness
    I forgot to watch the door
    You stepped right through
    And saw her mangled
    Body broken good
    You then looked up
    Our eyes did lock
    You froze me where I stood
    I should’ve killed you then
    You hag
    I should’ve snapped your neck
    Instead I ran
    I ran so fast
    I should’ve ran for track
    And now I’m rotting in this cell
    I hope you do come to
    I’ll wait my time
    I’ll smile with glee
    As I wait here for you

    Sincerely,
    Your Loving Daughter