• Simple Friends vs. Real Friends
    A simple friend has never seen you cry.
    A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

    A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
    A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.

    A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
    A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

    A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
    A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

    A simple friend wonders about your romantic history.
    A real friend could blackmail you with it.

    A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
    A real friend expects to always be there for you!