• once upon a time there was an apple pie.
    he lived the life of an apple pie
    people took slice of him and ate him with cheese or ice cream warm
    or cold and they loved him dearly.
    one day this apple pie was sitting waiting for his last slice to be eaten
    he was getting old by this time and his crust was almost stale he was ready to be eaten.
    the wind blew in and knocked over the card sitting in front of him.
    his recipe card!
    it was the first time he'd ever seen it
    he was so excited
    he started reading the ingredients without reading the name....
    he was shocked when he read there wasn't any apples in him.
    he looked at the top of the recipe card and read,
    "Mock apple pie same great taste without the apple!"
    he wept bitterly his whole life was a lie!
    then he was scooped onto a plate and an over wait lady a big smile on her face ate him.
    the end.