• Twilight: The Release

    Twas the night before Twilight
    And all thru the store
    People were pushing and shoving galore

    They hung out at the counter
    And in that long line
    Just waiting, oh waiting
    Impatiently for it to be time.

    As the associates pulled out
    The palleted stack
    Everyone got excited,
    Couldn't be held back.

    "I must be the first"
    They all thought to themself
    As they were pushing and shoving
    To get to the shelf.

    It was madness, pure chaos
    I shook my head.
    The things people do
    For the books that we've read.

    I stood back and waited
    Just watched for a time
    Until the line had dwindled
    And everything was fine

    Thankfully I avoided
    The really crazed fans
    As I picked up my movie
    And headed for the stands

    I paid for my movie
    And walked away
    Shaking my head
    At the madness that day.