• Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
    Jack jump over the candlestick.
    Jack! Your pants are on fire!

    Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
    Eating her curds and whey,
    When along came a spider,
    That sat down beside her,
    And said: what's in the bowl, blondie?

    Mary, Mary, quite contrary
    How does your garden grow?
    With silver bells, and cockle shells,
    And one stupid potato.

    Mary had a little lamb,
    A little bread and a little jam,
    A little pie and a little cake,
    Then Mary had a stomach ache.

    Mary had a little lamb,
    It's fleece was white as snow,
    And everywhere that Mary went,
    She stepped in lamb poop.

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
    Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
    All the King's horses,
    And all the King's men,
    Ate scrambled egg for two weeks.

    Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, eating his Xmas pie,
    He stuck in his thumb, and pulled out a plum,
    And said: what is this doing in my apple pie?