• At first I told myself
    I need my head inspected
    I notice little things
    Same t-shirt and sun glasses
    Then it got weirder see
    She cut her hair like me
    She bought a red guitar
    Kept driving round in my car

    I'm kissing her and she
    She slams me against the wall
    She crashed into a bus
    Chasing some super model
    She's analysed my smile
    She's memorised my phone book
    She always wears my clothes
    Her favourite words are WOOOHOO!(F**k Off)
    She looks like, does like, sounds like me
    She's stealing my identity
    And I'm begging you

    [Chorus:]

    Somebody notice me somebody notice
    I'm fading away here
    What have I got to do to make you see
    My girlfriend is a wannabe
    And she wants to be me

    I'm saying something's wrong
    She's out back playing soccer
    She used to do ballet
    Now she's a heavy smoker
    She's so obsessed with me
    That she stands up to pee
    And now her stupid games
    Have started taking over
    Don't need no special help
    Don't need to see a doctor
    I know you're worried but
    I'm telling you just watch her
    It's like she's cracked my code
    Knows things I've never spoke of
    She wants sex all the time
    and still find time to **** off

    She looks like, just like, sounds like me
    She's stealing my identity
    And I'm begging you!

    [Chorus:]

    Somebody notice me somebody notice
    I'm fading away here
    What have I got to do to make you see
    My girlfriend is a wannabe
    And she wants to be me

    I'm not joking
    She won't stop provoking me
    I'm going under
    What have I got to do to make you see
    My girlfriend is a wannabe
    And she wants to be me

    I'm in the loony bin
    Wearing a pale pink nighty
    The nurse comes through the door
    And whispers so politely
    "You're boyfriends here to see you
    Look pretty and take a bath
    I love his silly band
    Can I get his autograph?"

    She looks like, does like, sounds like me
    She's stealing my identity
    And I'm begging you!

    [Chorus:]

    Somebody notice me somebody notice
    I'm fading away here
    What have I got to do to make you see
    My girlfriend is a wannabe
    And she wants to be me

    I'm not joking
    She won't stop provoking me
    I'm going under
    What have I got to do to make you see
    My girlfriend is a wannabe
    And she wants to be
    She wants to be
    She wants to be me