• Remember the time you had gum in your hair
    Or the time you yelled out in the middle of prayer?
    Remember the time you swore you saw,
    A ghost passing by with its foot in its jaw?
    Remember the time you (tripped over your feet),
    Or the time mom passed by and saw you cheat?
    Remember the time all your clothes disappeared,
    Only to come back, barbecue smeared?
    Remember the time you lost twenty bucks,
    Or the time you got caught with a bunch of punks?
    I remember it well, and I can now say with glee,
    Remember those times, cuz that was me!