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Humpty Dumpty,
Had a great fall,
The guts and gore
Covered the wall.
But all the kings horses,
And all the kings men.
Were down at the bar,
Getting drunk again.
Poor Humpty Dumpty,
Dead in the field,
His lifeless tears,
Refusing to yield.
He spoiled and rotted,
Out in the hot sun.
His life as fertilizer,
Had begun.
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- by randomwords44 |
- Poetry And Lyrics
- | Submitted on 01/06/2009 |
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- Title: Twisted Nursery 1
- Artist: randomwords44
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Description:
Im making a series of twisted nursery rymes. humpty dumpty was the first to fall into my grasp. I don't even know how I got to come up with this... I was in gym. and i was thinking. Then I said this. and was like WOO.
the end. - Date: 01/06/2009
- Tags: twisted nursery
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- AsianDomination26 - 01/20/2009
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That was a good laugh.
"His life as a fertilizer had begun." !!!XD - Report As Spam
- T Swiss - 01/06/2009
- Wow, that's very good. Reminds me of how all the Brothers Grimm's writing were tuned down, but the reverse! Great image of Humpty splatting too... Lovies! <3
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- XiaoKittyCat - 01/06/2009
- Lol. It was so funny when you came up with this in gym. *laughs* It was kinda gross when you thought of the first line, though...
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