• The Alarm on your bedside table begins to sing,
    and you click the "off" button with a ping.
    You hurtle out of bed and run through the hall
    "MOM, DAD" you begin to call.
    You run down the stair case and past the kitchen,
    and theres santa BITCHEN!!
    He lets out a cry and runs up the chimney
    and as for that b***h I ripped out her kidney.
    I looked to the living room and what did i see,
    Santa left his toy bag next to the tree.
    I opened it up and what did i see,
    a six pack of condams and 12 paack of beer all for me
    mabey this isnt such a bad christmas,
    Its been pretty good for me rofl