• Mami dearest,
    what did I do?
    I was dressing like you
    so I can be you.

    Mami dearest,
    what's wrong now?
    Why are you mad at me, for giving
    your boyfriend some martini.

    Mami dearest,
    why did you adopt me,
    did you want some more publicity?

    Why did you hit me
    with a wired hanger,
    or why did you cut my hair,
    when I was pretending to win an award.
    Why did you make a bigger mess,
    you acted like I was a pest.

    Why mami dearest,
    did you give me rare meat,
    when it looked like a bloody,
    non- yummy treat.

    Why mami dearest,
    did you leave me and
    my sibling nothing for when you were dead?
    You know what?
    You are the most dreadful mother
    in the history of all those who are dead.