• Something must be wrong with me,
    Yet what it is I cannot see.
    Yet you insist, and you persist,
    And tell me something is amiss.

    I'm dry and healthy and very well fed,
    As finances go, I'm out of the red.
    The only thing wrong that I can see
    Is you thinking something's wrong with me.

    Look at yourself for just a bit-
    Is there something you might have missed?
    Is there possibly something bothering you
    That makes you think the way you do?

    Before you accuse me of being blue,
    Take a step back and look at you.
    You're more depressed than I've ever seen you,
    So tell me, what's wrong with you?