• Don't judge what you can't understand
    A world full of hatered, dissregard for fellow man
    And in these final hours our planet surely meets its doom
    at the hand of saiyan warriors
    Make our planet go boom!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Many fabled years ago
    A boy was sent to Earth
    To avoid a death most painful
    As his home was destroyed shortly after his birth
    And then an old man found him
    And took him as his son
    He named the young boy Goku
    He would be the chosen one!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    The boy defeated armies
    Demon Lords, and bandits too
    To avenge the death of his grandfather
    At the hands of his Oozaru
    In search of the magic dragonballs
    He did complete a quest
    Along with a blue haired girl
    Named after underpants!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Many years after Goku
    Defeated the Demon King
    He married a naggy ho
    And into the world a son he brings
    But after Goku's son turns 4
    His brother comes around
    And kid naps Goku's little boy
    Into the skies he bounds!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Goku puts aside his past
    And joins forces with his enemy
    A Namekian named Piccolo
    Who likes to make him bleed
    And together they save Gohan
    And the Earth from Raditz's might
    But they also put a whole through Goku's chest
    That sends him to the other side!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Piccolo decides to take the kid
    For Afternoon delight
    But instead ends up training him
    To squash the Saiyan might
    But over in the Other world
    Goku walks on snake way
    Seeking Training from old King Kai
    Who's fat and might be gay!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    One more year passes on Earth
    The Saiyans, they arrive
    But Goku's nowhere to be found
    He's still on the other side
    So shortly after fighting,
    They decide to wish him back
    When he gets there he's really pissed
    So he breaks Nappa's back!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Vegeta, he's the Saiyan prince
    As calace as can be
    Hurls Nappa into the air
    To end his misery
    Then Goku and Vegeta fight
    For the fate of the Earth
    But Vegeta turns into an Ape
    10 times his power and girth!

    It's DBZ!!!
    OOOOhhhhhoohhhhwhoooooooaaaa
    It's DBZ!!!
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    Young Goku he is helpless
    'Gainst this giant monkey threat
    So the samurai Yajirobe cuts off his tail
    And he turns back, I would bet.
    But in one final attempt to flee
    Vegeta summons forth
    An attack called the Galick Gun
    Hurtling straight toward the Earth!

    It's DBZ!!!
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    It's DBZ!!!
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    Of course Goku, a hero
    Will fight for the righteous cause
    And hurtle a beam straight back at him
    To make his attack flawed
    A wave by the name of Kameha
    Comes screaming from his palms
    and crashes gainst the Galick Gun
    And stops it from doing wrong!

    It's DBZ!!!
    OOOOhhhhhoohhhhwhoooooooaaaa
    It's DBZ!!!
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    Vegeta now defeated,
    Crawls back toward his ship,
    But Goku's bald friend Krillin
    Has had enough of his s**t
    He grabs The same katana
    That Yajirobe bore
    And attempts to kill Vegeta
    And stop pain furthermore!

    It's DBZ!!!
    OOOOhhhhhoohhhhwhoooooooaaaa
    It's DBZ!!!
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    And yet, Goku, though weakened
    Calls of the Saiyan's death
    And forces Krillin to let him flee
    Into his Oval ship
    As The mighty Prince Vegeta
    Head deep into the stars
    He shouted with a vengeance
    toward the hero's cause

    It's DBZ!!!
    OOOOhhhhhoohhhhwhoooooooaaaa
    It's DBZ!!!
    OOOOhhhhhoohhhhwhoooooooaaaa