• Hey girl
    You know, our economy's in the toilet
    But I'm still gonna treat you right
    I said you can have whatever you like
    I said you can have whatever you like
    Yeah

    Tater tots, Cold Duck on ice
    And we can clip coupons all night
    And baby you can have whatever you like
    I said you can have whatever you like
    Yeah
    Take you out for dinner anywhere that you please
    Like Burger King or Mickey D's
    And baby you can have whatever you like
    I said you can even have the large fries
    Yeah

    Baby, you should know I am really quite a sweet guy
    When I buy you bathroom tissue, I always get the 2-ply
    Want it, you can get it, my dear
    I got my Costco membership card right here, yeah

    You like Top Ramen? Need Top Ramen?
    Got a cupboard full of 'em, I'll keep 'em comin'
    You want it, I got it, go get it, just heat it
    Dump the flavor packet on it and eat it

    Pork and beans and Minute Rice
    And we can play cribbage all night
    And baby you can have whatever you like
    I said you can have whatever you like
    Yeah
    I can take you to the Laundromat downtown
    And watch all the clothes go 'round and 'round
    Or baby we can go wherever you like
    I said we can go wherever you like
    Yeah

    Hottest shorty I know, if you had some lipo
    You could be second runner-up Miss Ohio
    Seven dollar bills rolled up inside my plastic billfold
    Buy you a bagel even if it isn't day-old
    And you never ever gotta wear your sister's old clothes
    Long as I'm still assistant manager at Kinko's
    Cut your hair with scissors and a soup bowl
    You ain't gotta pay me, that's the way that I roll
    My chick can have what she want
    At Wal-Mart she can pick out anything she want
    I know girl, you ain't never had a man like that
    Who doesn't make you buy generic brand like that, yeah

    You like my Hyundai? See my Hyundai?
    I can take you to see your cousin Phil next Sunday
    But that's kinda far and I'm not made of cash
    Do you think you could chip in for gas?

    Mac and cheese would be all right
    But let's send out for pizza tonight
    And you can order any toppings you like
    I said you can even have the last slice
    Yeah
    Ran myself a cable from my neighbor next do'
    Now I can get free HBO
    And baby you can watch whatever you like
    I said you can watch whatever you like
    Yeah

    And you can always ride the city bus
    Got a stack of tokens just for us
    Yo, my wallet's fat and full of ones
    Yeah, it's all about the Washingtons, that's right

    You want White Castle? Need White Castle?
    Long as you got me it won't be no hassle
    You want it, well get it, just don't be a hater
    If I grab a bunch of napkins for later

    Thrift store jeans, on sale half price
    The underwear at Goodwill is nice
    And baby you can have whatever you like
    I said you can have whatever you like
    Yeah
    Baby I can give you anything you please
    Even share my government cheese
    And baby you can have as much as you like
    I said you can go have as much as you like
    Yeah