• Long ago
    Far away
    There was a place
    Where the pigs play.

    However, one of them
    Was different
    Because he could
    Speak English fluent.

    He was mean
    And a bully, too.
    But no-one knew
    What to do.

    So the pigs
    Decided to
    Kick him out
    Of their crew.

    So he wandered far
    And what did he see?
    A place we know
    As D.C.

    He walked up to
    The Pentagon
    And there he met
    George Senior’s son.






    You see this man
    Of the government
    Was running for
    President.

    So the pig said,
    With a grin,
    What to do
    For him to win.

    “We’ll lie, we’ll cheat,
    And steal, too.
    Until this country
    Belongs to you.”

    So the man followed
    The pig’s advice
    And soon he was
    In office.

    And to this day,
    That pig lives in
    The place known as
    Washington.

    So who is this pig?
    You know it already.
    He goes by the name
    d**k Cheney.