• Listen my children
    And you shall hear
    The most fantastical story
    That's been told this year!

    Of young little Suzy
    Her gold hair in bows
    With her thousands of freckles
    Upon her small nose

    An odd little girl
    Was Suzy indeed
    For she did not like
    To sing or to read

    Or to skip or to frolic
    Or to dance in the street
    Yes, Suzy was the strangest
    Little girl you could meet

    For dear little Suzy
    Loved to shout all the day
    And you will be shocked
    When you hear what she'd say

    She'd yell the word "d***o!"
    From morning til night
    It gave her poor parents
    A terrible fright

    So one day, the parents
    Sat her down for a chat
    And told her politely,
    "You may not say that"

    "If you keep saying it,"
    Her parents said, full of fear,
    "Someday some person
    Will think you are queer"

    So Suzy ended her fun
    She said "d***o" no more
    For she found a new word
    That her parents abhor

    And she screamed out "v****a!"
    For the whole world to hear
    Because she did not care
    If they knew she was queer

    She explained to her parents
    That she couldn't love men
    And her wonderful parents
    Never gay-bashed again

    ~Fin~