• my tears flow like blood from my heart
    as i sit on my toilet and try to fart

    then drew came in and said can I take part
    and fed me a laxative tart

    and out it came that great brown cloud
    it made such a noise that was heard aloud

    and drew fell back in shock and despair
    but i zipped up my pants and whipped back my hair

    never again will i sit trying to dump
    that load the color of a great brown lump