• The Seven Wonders of the Convenience Store!


    1. What is a slushie? Is it a liquid? Solid? Lolsquid? Soquid?

    2. How come none of them have bathrooms? Where do the employees "do their buisness?"

    3. No racism intended, but why are all the cashiers Indian?

    4. How come they're always out of the good hot dogs by lunch, when people actually want hot dogs?

    5. How come all the lighters have pictures of girls on them?

    6. Why is there never any apple crumble donuts in the morning, when people want donuts! It's the hot dogs all over again.

    7. How come those little fruit pie thingies are so addicting to me?

    7-11, an endless bunch of fun.... I crave fruit pie.