2007 Romeo and Juliet
Romeo [Josh]: I see a prettiful girl. I'ma go talk to her.
Tybalt [Lucy]: I'ma kill'em he's goin off to see Juliet he gotta be a Montague, which is worse where's my sword Ima get'em!
Capulet [DeAudrey]: Yo homie what da matta whitcha?
Tybalt: Its a Montague, Rome. Can I kill him? Please with suga and cherries on top!
Capulet: so it's ole romeo montague.
Tybalt: true dat so can i kill'em?
Capulet: chillax dude, you cant kill him remever what the prince said? plus since everyone loves him its okay for him to stay.
Tybalt: okay homie i wont touch him.
Capulet: okay good dog g so you betta be good
Tybalt: g-dog why would i shame you?
Capulet: you wouldnt now go away or shut it.
Tybalt: Chillax im leaving man!
Romeo : My poo lips want to swallow ur spit.
Juliet [Me/ Frankie]: Poor, priestest have hand and lips. ewwwie dont kiss me
Romeo: but i have hand that wanna touch you and lips that wanna kiss u
Juliet: yeah lips you need go ask 4 fogiveness with
Romeo: were holdn hands why cant we kiss ?
Juliet: ur not gonna kiss me
Romeo: well ima kiss you anywho
Juliet: OMG DO IT AGAIN......
Romeo: Thank ya god 4 lettn me kiss her... see i prayed hehe
[KISSES HER AGAIN]
Juliet: have u bn taken lessons?
Nurse [Amber]: WOMAN GET IN HERE NOW! YO MOMMA WANTS YOU!
Romeo: whos yo MOMMA
Nurse: shes lady capulet
Romeo: OH SNAP IMA DIE
Capulet: yo dudies dont leave we gonna eat in a min oh well u gotta go so we goin ta sleep pyce, bye playas.
[ALL EXIT BUT NURSE AND JULIET]
Juliet: come w/me. who dat?
Nurse: that is heir to tiberia
Juliet; whose tht leavn by da doe
Nurse: tht petruchio
Juliet: he wouldn dance that turd
Nurse: u & him r like w/e
Juliet: when i marry kill me oh joy who dat?
Nurse: he Romeo, he in yo family be haten
Juliet: i <3 dont be haten
Nurse: wow only an hr. good goin
Juliet: i can <3 dont be haten
Nurse: come on we leaven woman!
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