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    If I collected every tear he ever made me shed, Mars would have an ocean.<br />
    If I kill a person every time he made me feel bad, Earth would be uninhabited.<br />
    But if I planted a tree every time I thought of him, the world would be one big forest.<br />
    And if a new star was born every time he made me laugh, the night sky would be white.<br />
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    I don't know if I want this,<br />
    a feeling so deep within me,<br />
    turning my mind to chaos,<br />
    while keeping its eerie silence.<br />
    Every time he smiles at me,<br />
    my heart jumps a mile,<br />
    Every waking moment,<br />
    he fills my very thoughts.<br />
    And every night,<br />
    he walks through my dreams.<br />
    What can I do,<br />
    to make him see the world like me?<br />
    I really can't change people,<br />
    and he's one of those,<br />
    but I guess,<br />
    as long as he's happy,<br />
    I will be forever more.<br />
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    <3<br />
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    Some basic stuffs you should know about meh:<br />
    ~ I adore anime. (Gaara's the emo panda who stole meh heart)<br />
    ~ I'm crazy and hyper-active around meh friends.<br />
    ~ At home, I'm quiter than a rabbit. (Shocking, I know)<br />
    ~ I adore laughing. <br />
    ~ Meh friends are the top cheese<br />
    ~ Mess with any of meh friends, and I'll break from meh pacifist state.<br />
    ~ I am literate. If you want to be n00bish around me, I'll get meh n00b-b-gone pepper spray.<br />
    ~ I write. (Hell yeah, check out meh current chapters in meh journal. Its less than 2ooo words from being a novel)<br />
    ~ I'm a bookworm<br />
    ~ Waterfall Ninjas totally kick ass<br />
    ~ I'm best friends with Royalty (Yes, Queenie, I mean you!)<br />
    ~ All of my friends are hyperactive, and because of them, I'm who I am today.<br />
    ~ My heart gets stolen easily, and my temper runs out quickly.<br />
    ~ I'm far from Emo<br />
    ~ I'm also far from Asian<br />
    ~ I'm European, Poland kicks ass!<br />
    ~ I'm a Narutard and a Wapanese person.<br />
    ~ I'm in High School<br />
    ~ I daydream. ALOT!<br />
    ~ I space out quite a bit too<br />
    ~ I'm smart. Ish. xD<br />
    ~ Slightly air-headed.<br />
    ~ Water is meh home dawg.<br />
    ~ I can't do good impressions<br />
    ~ I also hate racists, sexists, and any other people that think they are the best in the world.<br />
    ~ I'm not a tomboy<br />
    ~ I'm not a girly-girl either<br />
    ~ I'm in the middle<br />
    ~ I'm straight<br />
    ~ There are two guys I like. They don't know about it. (The people who do, SHUT YER TRAPS!!)<br />
    ~ I enjoy glomping people<br />
    ~ I also enjoy poking people. Just for their reactions<br />
    ~ I think deeply<br />
    ~ I believe in the afterlife<br />
    ~ I like wearing toe socks<br />
    ~ I love J-rock<br />
    ~ I simply adore freaking people out<br />
    ~ I'm also the most raondomest person you will ever meet<br />
    ~ I have a tendancy to make best friends with whom so ever I run across (Literally or not)<br />
    ~ Hilarious quotes make me Lawl<br />
    ~ I enjoy thinking myself as the opposite<br />
    ~ I'm a Band Fag<br />
    ~ I'm Polish<br />
    ~ I tend to forget. And forgive.<br />
    ~ I have big blue-green-gray byakugan-almost eyes that I can manipulate to become sparkly puppy dog eyes that meh friend Queenie can't resist<br />
    ~ I enjoy many things<br />
    ~ I'm not corrupt<br />
    ~ I'm semi-nocturnal<br />
    ~ I despise waking up early unless its on impulse<br />
    ~ I love the Fall<br />
    ~ I like the smell of nature<br />
    ~ I can't draw for meh life<br />
    ~ Snow is nice. Freezing your face off is not<br />
    ~ I'm in an Anime Club, but my friend calls it Nerd Club xD<br />
    ~ I'm officially known as Spazz Muffin <3<br />
    ~ Don't like any of the above? TOUGH COOKIES<br />
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    Football is only an opening and closing act for the Band.<br />
    =D<br />
    Go Clarinets of TRN!! <3<br />
    =3<br />
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    Now, you guys are probably wondering why I'm x-Waffle - Wings-x. Well, the story starts on the Last Day of Summer. That day, meh friend Bill.Kaulitz.and.Deidara (who I still think she should change her name to just plain Deidara, seeing as she not a fangirl of Bill Kaulitz anymore. 7.7) came over and we were drawing. I was practicing my chibi's (who look absolutely adorable) and I was drawing my avvie, with the Mantilla wings. I showed the chibi to Deidara, and she said, "OMFG, they look like Waffles!!" and ergo, I'm now x-Waffle - Wings-x. =D<br />
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    =D<br />
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    You can call me Waffle if you want. If you're my friends, then call me by my real name. If you're Eri-sama, then you know what to call me. <br />
    =)<br />
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    I was once a girl who was addicted to Gaia, and only Gaia. Then came summer, I went on vacation to Poland, and that changed. I've come back now, and Gaia is pulling me in once again. Not as much as it used to, but it is again. xD I try to resist it. And I have to say, I failed miserably.<br />
    xD<br />
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    Mrawr. I'm Polish. Get me mad, and I'll curse you off, and no one will know about it.<br />
    >=D<br />
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    I'm literate. You have a problem with that? Tough cookies.<br />
    >=D<br />
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    My friends rock and roll, and they are the bomb. (Note to Self: Don't say that again)<br />
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    Just to let you know, I'm a writer. Check out my journal for the current chapters in my book!<br />
    =)<br />
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    New Dream Avveh:<br />
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    -woot-<br />
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    Total Value: 95,404 Gold<br />
    After Exclusions: 89,738 Gold<br />
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    Item List:<br />
    Egyptian Gold Chubby Scarab Pin<br />
    Gothic Veil<br />
    Royale Purple Pimpin' Hat<br />
    Blacklight Ribbed Shirt<br />
    Blacklight Gloves<br />
    G-LOL Bruise Mistress Boots<br />
    G-LOL Bruise Mistress Stockings<br />
    Flashion Purple Skirt<br />
    Elegant Violet Satin Vest<br />
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    It's done!!<br />
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    <333<br />
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    Here's another new Dream Avvie. This one will follow the previous one.<br />
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    <3<br />
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    And another one done for me:<br />
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    And once again, another one for meh:<br />
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    One final one:<br />
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    M'kay. Here's a Ghost-y story, my friend told me one day on the bus. coming from a marching Band Competition. xD<br />
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    It was the night before a major holiday (don't ask me what holiday it was, make one up) and all the Hotels in New York were full. A bussiness man walks into one hotel. He walks up to the Front Desk and says, <br />
    "Can I have a room please?"<br />
    The lady responds, "We only have one room left. But its haunted."<br />
    The bussiness man says, "I'm not afraid of ghosts." he goes to the room and starts unpacking. Suddenly, he hears in a low whisper, "Bloody Fingers...Bloody Fingers!" And the man runs out screaming. <br />
    Next, comes in a Bussiness woman. She goes to the fornt desk and asks the woman for a room.<br />
    The lady replies the same, "We only have one room, but its haunted."<br />
    Yet again, the bussiness lady answers, "I'm not afraid of ghosts."<br />
    As the woman walks into the room, she hears, "Bloody fingers...bloody fingers!" And she runs out of the room screaming.<br />
    Now, a Guitarist comes up. he asks the Front Desk for a room, and the Front Desk lady replies the same thing. "We only have one room, but its haunted."<br />
    And the Guitarist answers, "Right." He goes to the room and starts playing his guitar very loudly. The ghost whispers, <br />
    "Bloody fingers...bloody fingers!" But the Guitarist can't hear him. So the ghosts says it louder. "Bloody Fingers! Bloody Fingers!" And the Guitarist still can't hear him. The ghost gets angry, and starts screaming at the top of his lungs, "BLOODY FINGERS!! BLOODY FINGERS!!"<br />
    The Guitarist stops playing and says, "Dude...get a bandage!"<br />
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    xD<br />
    Lawl. I laughed so hard when I heard it.<br />
    Here's hoping you fell out of your chair laughing!<br />
    =D<br />
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    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<br />
    Though my heart still grieves,<br />
    I'll stay strong.<br />
    I can still love him so,<br />
    but with a new knowledge now.<br />
    Cause though he sees me,<br />
    I'm still his friend,<br />
    and I'll stay so till the very end.<br />
    No love is deeper than inbetween friends,<br />
    and mine are the best,<br />
    even if he's not included.<br />
    I'll stay with him so,<br />
    but with my friends at hand,<br />
    they grieve with me,<br />
    they laugh with me,<br />
    and they show me who I am.<br />
    To my friends,<br />
    old and new,<br />
    I stay with you,<br />
    till the sun dies,<br />
    the moon sleeps,<br />
    and the stars fade.<br />
    ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥<br />
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    Quotes:<br />
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    "If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried." -Unknown<br />
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    "Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you." -Annie Dillaro<br />
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    "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies." -Unknown<br />
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    "All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble." -Raymond Hull<br />
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    "Never teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig." -Unknown<br />
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    "Be alone and make friends with your sanity." -Enid Howarth and Jan Tras<br />
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    "Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine." -Unknown<br />
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    "When you hit bottom and there's nothing but darkness, keep your eye on the star shining over the pit." -Enid Howarth and Jan Tras<br />
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    "For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism." -Unknown<br />
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    "A good listener is usually thinking about something else." -Kin Hubbard<br />
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    "Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Your Valentine's funny, and so are you." -Unknown<br />
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    "I base most of my fashion sense on what doesn't itch." -Gilda Radner<br />
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    "Laughing Stock: Cattle with a sense of humor." -Unknown<br />
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    "Murder is always a mistake. One should never do anything that one cannnot talk about after dinner." -Ocsar Wilde<br />
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    "Behind every successful man, stands a surprised mother-in-law." -Hubert Humphrey<br />
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    "When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say." -Unknown<br />
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    "He gave her a look you could have poured on a waffle." -Ring Lardner<br />
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    "A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are." -Gore Vidal<br />
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    "One of the problems with diets is that the first three letters spell 'die'." -Barbara Johnson<br />
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    "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown<br />
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    "You know when you're getting old, when the candles cost more than the cake." -Bob Hope<br />
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    "If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch." -Matthew 15:14<br />
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    "There are two types of pedestrians. The quick and the dead." -Unknown<br />
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    "In a fight between you and the world, back the world." -Frank Zappa<br />
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    "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." - Hedy Lamarr<br />
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    "When all else fails, pull out the bazooka!" -Joey Saltalamacchia<br />
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    "We made civilization to impress out girlfriends." -Orson Welles<br />
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    "There are two kinds of people in this world: the kind who think there are two kinds of people, and the kind who know life just ain't that simple." -Enid Howarth & Jan Tras<br />
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    "Never judge a book by its movie." -J.W. Eagan<br />
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    "Mind like a steel strap - rusty and illegal in 37 states." -Unknown<br />
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    "I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals; I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants." -A. Whitney Brown<br />
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    "For sale: parachute. Only used one, never opened, small stain." -Unknown<br />
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    "Americans will put up with anything, provided it doesn't block traffic." -Dan Rather<br />
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    "When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded." -Unknown<br />
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    "Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." -Jack Benny<br />
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    "Make someone happy today-Mind your own business." -Unknown<br />
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    "Two wrongs are only the beginning." -Unknown<br />
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    "To err is human, but to really fuck things up requires a computer." -Unknown<br />
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    "Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life." -Unknown<br />
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    "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy the rest of your life." -Rita Rudner<br />
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    "If they try to rush me, I always say, 'I've got one other speed - and its slower." -Glenn Ford<br />
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    "When women are depressed, their either eat or go shopping. Men invade other countries." -Elayne Boosler<br />
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    "All of the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." -Alexaander Woollcott<br />
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    "The word 'aerobics' comes from two Greek words: 'aero' meaning "ability to" and 'bics' meaning "withstand tremendous boredom"." -Dave Barry<br />
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    "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." -Unknown<br />
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    "My choice early in life was either to be a piano player in a whorehouse, or a politician. And to tell you the truth, there's hardly any difference." -Harry S. Truman<br />
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    "I personally think we developed language because of out deep need to complain." -Lily Tomlin<br />
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    "Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." -Alan Watts<br />
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    "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's just too much fraternizing with the enemy." -Henry Kissinger<br />
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    "Procrastination - the art of keeping up with yesterday." -Don Marquis<br />
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    "I'll make the mistakes. Someone else can learn from them." -Enid Howarth & Jan Tras<br />
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    "Without music, life would be a mistake.: -Friedrich Nietzsche<br />
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    "Santa Claus has the right idea: visit people once a year." -Victor Borge<br />
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    "Year, n. A period of 365 disappointments." -Ambrose Bierce
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